ok so i just thought of a story that has nothing to do with this post or art or anything homestuck but i might as well tell it now that i have your attention probably ok so last night i was just resting my good zesty bod gettin them z’s ya know when all of a sudden i wake up in a sleepy daze to the sound of a subtle hurling sound. it was then that my half-awake half-dicklogged mind registered what this horrid familiar sound was. i peer up my eyes fuzzy with the cloud of shitfaced daydream when i see her. on the edge of my bed sit a fat fluffy mess of convulsing fur. my cat. shes there. about to puke all over my soft cradle of heavenly blankets. i launch forward at warp speed in a measly attempt to stop this tragedy from happening. maybe if i was quicker i could have taken her out into the kitchen to avoid the grotesque wet mess on my bed. but it was too late. before i could even lay a finger sausage on my cats fur, she was already laying out a fat mud monkey all over my clean pristine sheets. she hath puked on my bed. at 3 in the morning. i was devastated.